This Is All Your Fault
An Open Letter to My Very Inconvenient Child
6 min readOct 9, 2018
Dear Maven
This is your father. I’m writing this because I want you to know — in no uncertain terms — how much of an inconvenience you have been for your mother and me.
You should’ve been born by now. You should’ve been born months ago. There are whole universes out there where everything went as…