Death Comes to the Dinosaur Zoo

Matt J Weber 🦢
4 min readJun 11, 2018

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Of all the ways one could die at the dinosaur zoo, Death prefers the T-rex. Three to four people can fit inside the jaws of a full-grown T-rex. The animal can eat upwards of 800 pounds of flesh in a single sitting. Consequently, Death can immediately recognize the scene of a T-rex attack — not from any telltale bite-marks or lacerations — but by the conspicuous absence of any remains whatsoever. Clean up is a snap.

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